Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
ah yes finally a ice cream shop for me
this is comedy fucking gold you assholes
YOU LITTLE SHIT
Tack the city of townsville???????????
Attack on the city of townsville!
IS UNDER A TACK
UNDER A TACK
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer
okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT
i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
of ur shit
this is tumblr… we don’t speak sport
This post applies especially to you
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.